thank you Sadie, you really hepled me!2 weeks ago i had my first panic attack and had been scared up to this point because i could never relax comfortably but this easy technique you published hepled me relax and calm down mentally and spirituallyits funny because my therapist had been telling me to try this technique and i never took her seriously until watching this video!anyways thanks for helping me and people like me.
What we have here is a spam comment on my blog, which I totally resent and have no understanding of. It’s the post-milennium version of the crank call. Or ding-dong ditch. And it’s not even in proper English. Why the hell would a programmer go to the trouble of creating fucking SPAM? Tell me, computer geeks out there!
Speaking of lame-ass stuff, have you ever wanted to fire off an angry email to a perspective employer on Craigslist? Take a little look at “writing gigs.” Count how many of them don’t pay. It’s shocking.
One of these ads asked for a ton of experience and impeccable skills. For no pay. Bite me.
And… You guessed it. I shot off a snarky email, which I actually found just now (in my sent folder where nothing gets erased) while I was thinking about it. Here it is, word for word:
• Knowledge of various content management systems like drupal
• Avid reader of health & wellness related content
• Sense of marketing skills to create buzz with web postings
• Genuine interest in creating large scale change
I am Mrs.Margarita Yakov an ageing widow suffering from long time illness. i am currently admitted in a privet hospital, I have some funds I inherited from my late loving husband Dr.Slavik Yakov , the sum of ($18,000,000.00 USD) Eighteen Million United States Dollars with a Bank in Sweden Here and I need a very honest and God fearing Christian that can use this funds for God's work.and 15% out of the total funds will be for your compasation for doing this work of God .I found your email address from the internet and decid to contact you. Please if you would be able to use these funds for the Lord's work kindly reply me with this email: ( email@example.com; ;; ) Or (firstname.lastname@example.org; ; ; ) Your Beloved Sister Mrs.Margarita Yakov
To remind you, or educate the youngins’ out there:
Spam (its name a portmanteau of the words “Spiced” and “Ham”)is a canned precooked meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation, first introduced in 1937. The labeled ingredients in the classic variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative. Spam’s gelatinous glaze, or aspic, forms from the cooling of meat stock. The product has become part of many jokes and urban legends about mystery meat, which has made it part of pop culture and folklore. Through a Monty Python sketch, in which Spam is portrayed as ubiquitous and inescapable, its name has come to be given to electronic spam, including spam email.