Even the image looks eerie. Almost like I photoshopped it. Creepy is as creepy does, and now I’m being “followed” by an assemblage of black and white, stylized mini-dramas, which at least they give legitimacy to the sounds I hear out in my backyard I call Camp Crystal Lake in the middle of the night. Maybe you’ll believe me next time I see a monster on the wing of a plane. (And you ask me why I’m scared to fly.)
Who else can I get to follow @dailyblondeink on Instagram? Time for a wish list:
The “Shameless” cast (…I’m talking to you, Lip Gallagher)
“Rowdy” Rhonda Rousey
Dr Hannibal Lecter
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
FYI, I’d go on, but that was harder than I thought.