Smile, Weep Or Curse Me: My Column On elephant journal.
If “What the fuck?” is the question, this is the answer.
A few words from readers about my elephant journal column: “I want to give you a slow clap and then rise up out of my seat for a standing ovation!” I’m bitter and arrogant, juvenile, insulting and cruel… My writing is breathtaking in it’s beauty and raw honesty, supercilious, judgemental… “Please do the world a favor and write a book!” It’s pseudo enlightened snobby bullshit. “I’m quitting elephant journal! This is just offensive!” “You are a soul mate. f*cking awesome.” I’m vicious, awful, empty and shallow… “My favorite writer on EJ!” I’m fun, thoughtful, genuine, a sex kitten, and “Amen!! Simply amazing!” “I really, really love your writing! Hells yeah!” It’s pathentic, brutal, and poignant… “That free and wild spirit could never be tamed!”